{"product_id":"i-say-mean-hurtful-accurate-things-funny-velcro®-morale-patch-made-in-usa","title":"I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things Funny VELCRO® Morale Patch | Made in USA","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"20\" data-end=\"410\"\u003eSome people sugarcoat everything. Others simply tell it like it is. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"147\"\u003e\"I Say Mean, Hurtful, Accurate Things\" morale patch\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers unapologetic sarcasm with bold red embroidery and a high-contrast black-and-white design. Perfect for those blessed with brutal honesty and a sharp sense of humor, this patch is guaranteed to get laughs, eye rolls, and maybe a few uncomfortable moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"780\"\u003eDesigned for range bags, backpacks, jackets, plate carriers, and everyday carry gear, this embroidered patch is a favorite among veterans, first responders, healthcare workers, and anyone known for speaking the truth a little too directly. Built with durable stitching and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, it's made to survive as many awkward conversations as you create.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"318\"\u003eEach patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"743\"\u003eThe permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1dqbs77\" data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"803\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2\" x 3\" standard morale patch size\u003cbr data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction\u003cbr data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"545\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent hook side Velcro backing\u003cbr data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching\u003cbr data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually packaged\u003cbr data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly made in the USA\u003cbr data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed against manufacturing defects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"w2eo3m\" data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eCompatible With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e• Plate carriers\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e• Chest rigs\u003cbr data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"859\"\u003e• Range bags\u003cbr data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e• Hats \u0026amp; jackets\u003cbr data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e• Headliners\u003cbr data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e• Backpacks \u0026amp; EDC gear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1253\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote from LSA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our \"Free Shipping\" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage \u0026amp; banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the \"Rush Shipping\" upgrade will not apply. 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