{"product_id":"shit-show-ticket-funny-velcro®-morale-patch-made-in-usa","title":"Shit Show Ticket Funny VELCRO® Morale Patch | Made in USA","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"407\" data-start=\"20\"\u003eSome days you're just a spectator, and other days you've got front row seats. The \u003cstrong data-end=\"142\" data-start=\"102\"\u003e\"Shit Show – Admit One\" morale patch\u003c\/strong\u003e turns life's daily chaos into a vintage ticket stub with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Designed with a classic carnival-style appearance and bold red-and-black embroidery, this patch is perfect for anyone who feels like they're constantly watching the madness unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"775\" data-start=\"409\"\u003eWhether attached to a range bag, plate carrier, jacket, hat, or everyday carry gear, this funny embroidered patch brings personality and humor to any setup. Built with durable stitching and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, it's a great conversation starter for veterans, first responders, law enforcement, and anyone who appreciates dark humor and surviving the circus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"318\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eEach patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eThe permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"447\" data-start=\"421\" data-section-id=\"1dqbs77\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"803\" data-start=\"448\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.3\" x 4\" standard morale patch size\u003cbr data-end=\"495\" data-start=\"492\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction\u003cbr data-end=\"545\" data-start=\"542\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent hook side Velcro backing\u003cbr data-end=\"598\" data-start=\"595\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching\u003cbr data-end=\"654\" data-start=\"651\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individually packaged\u003cbr data-end=\"713\" data-start=\"710\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly made in the USA\u003cbr data-end=\"749\" data-start=\"746\"\u003e• \u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed against manufacturing defects\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"824\" data-start=\"805\" data-section-id=\"w2eo3m\"\u003eCompatible With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"932\" data-start=\"825\"\u003e• Plate carriers\u003cbr data-end=\"844\" data-start=\"841\"\u003e• Chest rigs\u003cbr data-end=\"859\" data-start=\"856\"\u003e• Range bags\u003cbr data-end=\"874\" data-start=\"871\"\u003e• Hats \u0026amp; jackets\u003cbr data-end=\"893\" data-start=\"890\"\u003e• Headliners\u003cbr data-end=\"908\" data-start=\"905\"\u003e• Backpacks \u0026amp; EDC gear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1253\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote from LSA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our \"Free Shipping\" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage \u0026amp; banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the \"Rush Shipping\" upgrade will not apply. If there are any questions, feel free to reach out to LoneStar Adhesive at \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:info@lonestaradhesive.com\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003einfo@lonestaradhesive.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54302259806483,"sku":"sku-46703225602223","price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/1605\/3523\/files\/Shit_Show_Ticket_Morale_Patch.png?v=1781625996","url":"https:\/\/lonestaradhesive.com\/de\/products\/shit-show-ticket-funny-velcro%c2%ae-morale-patch-made-in-usa","provider":"Lone Star Adhesive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}