{"product_id":"this-feels-like-a-rope-duct-tape-kind-of-day-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"This Feels Like A Rope \u0026 Duct Tape Kind Of Day Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome days call for coffee and patience. Other days apparently feel more like a “rope, duct tape \u0026amp; shovel” situation. This embroidered morale patch turns that over-the-top frustration into a darkly sarcastic joke that says plenty without needing a long explanation.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular patch features a black background with bold white lettering and golden yellow emphasis on “ROPE, DUCT TAPE \u0026amp; SHOVEL.” The contrasting colors break up the phrase and give the punchline extra visual impact, while the clean layout keeps the wording easy to read at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for easy attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around dark humor, sarcastic sayings, bad-day energy, and morale patches with a slightly unhinged sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. For the days when “everything is fine” clearly is not fooling anybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/1605\/3523\/files\/Screenshot_2026-09-23_154655.png?v=1790196609\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote from LSA:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWe love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our \"Free Shipping\" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage \u0026amp; banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the \"Rush Shipping\" upgrade will not apply. If there are any questions, feel free to reach out to LoneStar Adhesive at \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ca href=\"mailto:info@lonestaradhesive.com\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003einfo@lonestaradhesive.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54781797105939,"sku":"sku-50517688877231","price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/1605\/3523\/files\/Rope_Duct_Tape_and_Shovel_Morale_Patch.png?v=1790172862","url":"https:\/\/lonestaradhesive.com\/de\/products\/this-feels-like-a-rope-duct-tape-kind-of-day-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"Lone Star Adhesive","version":"1.0","type":"link"}