My Wife Beats Me Funny Embroidered Morale Patch, 2x3" | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing

My Wife Beats Me | Embroidered Patch

Some relationship jokes come with a little more risk than others. The “My Wife Beats Me” embroidered morale patch delivers its punchline with a deadpan, straight-faced layout that makes the wording impossible to miss.

Measuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch uses a black and white color palette with bold lettering arranged in a simple stacked design. The clean presentation gives it the look of a serious statement at first glance, which only adds to the sarcastic humor once someone actually reads it. There are no unnecessary graphics or distractions, just the phrase front and center.

The back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around relationship humor, sarcastic sayings, inappropriate jokes, and patches designed to get an immediate reaction.

Each embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply & Printing. Short, blunt, and guaranteed to create at least one awkward double take.

Patch details

• Size: 2×3 in
• Type: Embroidered patch
• Backing: VELCRO® Brand hook fastener
• Made in: Knoxville, Tennessee

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